It's been a long time since I've had time to write. You might remember that my people got a stupid puppy. That little thing won't let me have a moment of peace! I've wanted to write for a while, but she whines every time I get near a computer. I finally made a pact with the cat (I hate to admit) that if she kept the puppy busy while I write this, I'll give the cat one free week without chasing her. That's how much the puppy bugs me.
So....limited time. I must hurry.
I overheard my people booking the puppy and I for the "resort." Do they think I don't know what that means???? They are leaving me!!! With the stupid puppy!! While they go off to explore. Dang those people!!
The puppy is so stupid, she's all excited about it. She buys into this whole "resort" thing. I can already see that I'll have to be the one to pick up the shattered pieces of her broken heart when she realizes the "resort" is just a kennel with a bunch of other rejected dogs to play with while our people explore the world.
Uh oh. Must go. Puppy pinned down Cat in a corner. This is going to cost me...bye for now!