Today is my favorite day ever! My people call it "Saturday," but I call it "Bully Stick Day"!

Every Bully Stick Day, my people give me a bully stick to chew on. I love it so much, I drag it everywhere and just chew and chew and chew!

You know that game people play? The island game? If you were stranded on a desert island, what three things would you take? Easy!!! I'd take 3 bully sticks!!

What are you doing today? Me? I'll be eating a bully stick. And let this be a warning that if that stupid cat tries to take it from me, I'll run as fast as I can under the bed where it's safe.

Will someone please tell my people that we need to get out of bed and get me a bully stick??? Thanks! :-)