I had a secret. A big one. I didn't think anyone would ever find out. But today, my people found out. I tried to play it off like I didn't know what they were talking about. I don't think they bought it.

You want to know what it was? I guess I can tell you since they already know. Please don't judge me. I'm a dog. Remember that. Ok. Here goes.

Well it all started when my people got a rug for the TV room. It's a nice cushy rug. Kind of looks like grass. It's brown, but I don't see color very well. To me, it's pretty much grass. Maybe you see where this is headed.

Anyhow, right before they leave the house, they always take me out to do my business. And then they leave. Sometimes for what feels like years. And I am not sure if they are ever coming back. I mean, the sun never goes down before they come back, but still...how do I know when they are coming back????

So...back to the rug. I've been peeing on it. And the other day, one of my people smelled it. I thought I was in the clear but today, they turned over the rug and found the evidence. As soon as they looked at me, I rolled over to have my belly rubbed. Played stupid. But they seemed upset. They didn't yell or get mad, but I could tell I disappointed them.

I don't like that feeling. They should have yelled at me. I think that would have been better. Now I don't know what to do. Do I pee there again??? What do you think? Feel free to comment here. And please don't judge me. The cat pees in a box. Now THAT is weird.