Yesterday, my people got me a new toy...a burping hedgehog! It was the greatest day ever!

Funny thing is that while the toy seemed to be new (I'm pretty sure I never saw it before), it's fur was a little matted in some places. I think that some dog had chewed on it before.

Now I love my people, but I am a little annoyed that they would resort to getting me used toys. I don't want a toy that some other dog has chewed on. Would they want to eat a meal that someone else had already taken bites out of? I don't think so.

I considered just ignoring that hedgehog, but then I decided that it wasn't really the hedgehog's fault. That hedgehog was begging to be played with! So, I ended up spending most of the night chewing on that little guy. My people even played fetch with me for a while.

Next time I get a new toy, I hope that it's actually NEW!

(Editor's Note: Pippa isn't the brightest dog around. The burping hedgehog was actually her old toy. She hid it under the bed months ago and her people pulled it out. She thought it was new and acted like she hadn't seen it before. The bite marks were hers from a few month ago. Silly Pippa.)