Some people think that I don't have many thoughts. They think dogs in general have not a care in the world. That's just not true. I care about a lot of things.

First of all, every day I worry about the doorbell ringing. I saw on TV that dogs are supposed to fear the doorbell. A doorbell rings and the dog barks. The dogs on TV always say "Get the heck out of here or I will bite your head off!!" I am not so brave though.

Thankfully, my people don't understand dog language, so they don't know what I really say. When I hear a doorbell, my people hear me bark and think I am brave. What I really say is, "Please go away! If you come in, I will be forced to run under the bed and hide and my people will know that I am not brave!!!"

Every day I live in fear that whoever rings that door speaks dog and will not be afraid of my bark.

So far it hasn't happened. Oh wait. I probably shouldn't have shared that on the internet. Uh oh. Must hide. I'll be under the bed if you need me.