My people mentioned that Ben Franklin invented electricity. Something about a kite. I didn't get it.

Anyway, electricity makes all kinds of power tools possible. While you people might think they are useful (blah, blah, blah), I say they make entirely too much noise and they interrupt what would otherwise be an enjoyable adventure.

When my people take me out for my walk, I start out sniffing around enjoying nature. 99% of the time, my walk is interrupted by some loud leaf destroyer or grass machete or other monstrosity that destroys my hood!

And if it wasn't for Ben Franklin, those noises wouldn't exist. I hate that guy.