I received a question this week from one of my fans: "What do you think of people who let their pets run their lives?"

First of all, I am a little confused at this question. Pets are the best thing in the world! People get pets because their existence is sad and meaningless without pets.

Once people get a pet, their world is bright and happy again! It's like rainbows and unicorns every day! Life can not possibly be better when people get pets.

Unless that pet is a stupid cat. Then you can disregard everything I just said.