Yesterday, my people took me to the park. They call it the "dog park," but for obvious reasons, to me it is just the "park."

The last time we went to the park, I was traumatized by other big dogs who tried to kill me. This time, we went to a park where "small" dogs were in our own area. I was by far the biggest dog in that section and I felt very powerful!

Until...out of the blue, a white fur-ball ran past me so fast I almost fell on my butt! She whipped around that park over and over and over again. After about 265 laps non-stop, she ran right up to me and nipped at my ear. That was it!! Game on!!!

I quickly ran over to my people, jumped on their leg, and gave them the look of "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!"

You thought I was going to throw down? Well, I could if I wanted to. I just didn't want to embarrass my people. Best to just walk away slowly. And that's just what I did.