That stupid little puppy ruined my safe place!!!  Remember how I told you that I had a whole plan to hide under the bed and pretend I was a stuffed animal in the event of a home invasion?  Well, that little puppy ruined my plan!  Bit by bit, she has dragged every single toy out from under the bed and put them in a pile in the corner.  There is nothing left!!! How will I ever be safe now???  Stupid puppy.  She has no idea what she has done.  My whole existence is threatened now!

To make matters worse, my people took me in to a "spa" for a new look.  Now when I say "spa," you people probably think I mean a nice relaxing pampering place.  That's what my dude says.  How wrong he is!!  The "spa" is where I get tortured for 4 straight hours...starting with a bath, getting my nails trimmed, and then cutting off all my hair that defines me as a quirky, smart little pound puppy.  I came out of that place looking like a little rat!  My dude says I look all "prim and proper," but I miss my crazy curly unruly hair and now I smell like baby powder.  That's not a good smell.

I'm doing my best to get myself all dirty again.  And it must have been working a little too good, because last night I had to have another bath!  My people said I rolled in something smelly.  Of course I did!  I had to get that baby powder smell off of me.  My people just don't understand.

Ok...off I go to rebuild my fortress.  I'm going to try to convince that stupid puppy to work with me, not against me.  I'll let you know how that goes.